BUNKER Bar - (CERRADO)

I visited GC last July and on my 2 visits to Bunker was told that perhaps other cruise bars and clubs would be more suitable for me. Obviously there is an age restriction. I am late 40's btw.

So I came here twice this week. Big mistake. The doormen are jerks and borderline thieves. Twice I paid 20€ and the Neapolitan doorman ‘forgot’ to give me the correct change. When I asked him for it he told me it was my fault.... the other German guy (equally a jerk) told me I should check my pockets... and then reluctantly returned the money to me. The only thing this place has going for it is that it’s “conveniently located”.

Terrifying experience: we paid the entrance, visited the room, on the terrace on the top floor torn and dirty smelly sofas, there is no clean place to sit; after 5 minutes we left... never again.

This has the facilities to be an interesting club - the problem is very few people go there. In my experience less than a dozen on a weekday. Maybe they should put the price down to make it compete.

Never really got this place and even though it’s the additional floor it doesn’t seem to work as a bar or a club. Downstairs at least doesn’t smell like a public urinal anymore. There are far better places to spend your money and go ‘cruising’.

An der Außenwand hängt ein Werbeplakat: Eintritt frei von 23 bis 0h, zu anderen Zeiten EURO 8. Ich war um 23.30h dort und sollte EURO 10 bezahlen. Die genannten Preise seien nicht mehr gültig, das Plakat schwer zu entfernen. Das nenne ich Verarsche - ohne mich.

Visited it only once, paid my fee walked round and exited. What a waste of money.

Quite a good setup, with a reasonably-sized basement cruising area beneath the main bar. Further space upstairs adds to the variety - although it's a bit of a mish-mash, with seating, play spaces and porn viewing areas all thrown together. Have enjoyed on previous visits, although there didn't seem to be a particularly good atmosphere when I visited most recently. No hassle or trouble, just something lacking - can't decide if it was the music, the type of customers, or what. The basement also smelled pretty bad and could have been kept a bit cleaner!

The bunker is an interesting spot! It's well equipped and ready for all sorts of adventures, from the dark downstairs spaces to the almost outdoor play area upstairs. It's also busy enough for those spaces to get used. It's not for everyone, but if you're looking for sleaze you'll find it here.